{"product_id":"deutsches-nervensystem-unter-volllast-das-t-shirt","title":"Deutsches Nervensystem unter Volllast – Das T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eEin leichtes, wunderbar weiches Baumwoll-Shirt mit einem markanten, leicht surrealen Fotoprint, das Bände spricht: \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"115\"\u003e„Deutsches Nervensystem unter Volllast.“\u003c\/strong\u003e Es fühlt sich an wie ein gut eingetragenes Lieblingsstück – ein leiser Insider-Witz für alle, die schwarzen Humor und Retro-Tech-Nostalgie fließend beherrschen. Das Motiv aus einem hoffnungslos überfüllten Steckdosen-Wirrwarr und Vintage-Adaptern erinnert an nächtliche Basteleien, überlastete Schaltkreise und das warme, sture Summen von Dingen, die einfach nicht aufgeben wollen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEgal ob Biohacker, Nervensystem-Regulator oder treues Mitglied unserer Community\u003c\/strong\u003e – trage es als Statement für trockenen Witz und eine heimliche Vorliebe für analoges Chaos. Es sitzt perfekt und bequem, egal ob bei langen Coffee-Runs, entspannten Meetups oder an Abenden, an denen man einfach nur obskure Gadgets repariert. Der klassische Rundhalsausschnitt und der klare Schnitt lenken den vollen Fokus auf die Grafik, während sich das Shirt ideal zum Layern oder einfach nur zum Relaxen auf dem Sofa eignet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e🛠️ Produkteigenschaften\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% ringgesponnene Baumwolle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Leichtes Material (153 g\/m²) für höchsten, atmungsaktiven Tragekomfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKeine Seitennähte:\u003c\/strong\u003e Aus einem Guss – glatter, abfallreduzierender Schlauchstrick für eine bessere Passform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStabile Form:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gerippter Rundhalsausschnitt und integriertes Schulterband sorgen für Formbeständigkeit, auch nach vielen Wäschen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKratzfrei \u0026amp; Sicher:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ausgestattet mit einem leicht entfernbaren Tear-Away-Etikett und OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 zertifiziert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHochwertiger Druck:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brillanter DTG-Druck für das Hauptmotiv; langlebiger DTF-Druck für eventuelle Ärmel- und innere Nackendetails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e🧼 Pflegehinweise\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eDamit die Leitungen nicht durchbrennen und der Print lange scharf bleibt:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaschinenwäsche:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kalt (max. 30°C), am besten mit ähnlichen Farben waschen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTrockner:\u003c\/strong\u003e Nur bei niedriger Hitze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBügeln:\u003c\/strong\u003e Auf niedriger Stufe (Print am besten aussparen oder auf links bügeln).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNicht bleichen.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNicht chemisch reinigen.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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